HUMPERDINCK: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!

COUNT RUGEN: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

This particular friendship makes our skin crawl, but these two jerks do seem to enjoy one another's company. In this scene, Rugen's looking out for the Prince's health. We're sure torturing people totally brings folks together. There must have been some awfully strong relationships built during the Spanish Inquisition.