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Keanu Reeves has played action heroes, time travelers, doofy boyfriends, dashing doctors, and the red-pill–taking savior of the world. He’s also been a red carpet presence since the mid-eighties, donning more than his fair share of boxy suits, dumpy boots, and scraggly haircuts. Journey with us through some of his best — and some of his worst — sartorial moments through the years.

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Baby Keanu! This is pre-Parenthood Keanu. Pre-Bill and Ted. This is TV movie–era Keanu. Baby Keanu! This is pre-Parenthood Keanu. Pre-Bill and Ted. This is TV movie–era Keanu.

Baby Keanu! This is pre-Parenthood Keanu. Pre-Bill and Ted. This is TV movie–era Keanu.

Photo: Fotos International/2003 Getty Images
This is at the Independent Spirit Awards, though you'd be forgiven for thinking it was at the Sloppy Motorcycle Outfits awards. This is at the Independent Spirit Awards, though you'd be forgiven for thinking it was at the Sloppy Motorcycle Outfits awards.

This is at the Independent Spirit Awards, though you'd be forgiven for thinking it was at the Sloppy Motorcycle Outfits awards.

Photo: Ron Galella
And the hunk torch was passed, from Swayze to Reeves.... And the hunk torch was passed, from Swayze to Reeves....

And the hunk torch was passed, from Swayze to Reeves....

Photo: Ron Galella, Ltd./1991 Ron Galella, Ltd.
Again with the sloppy moto duds. Again with the sloppy moto duds.

Again with the sloppy moto duds.

Photo: Ron Galella
With Sofia Coppola. Note this early appearance of construction boots. They will come back. A lot. With Sofia Coppola. Note this early appearance of construction boots. They will come back. A lot.

With Sofia Coppola. Note this early appearance of construction boots. They will come back. A lot.

Photo: Jim Smeal
See? See?

See?

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What is in that bag? Or is that a scarf wrapped around random possessions? Why is he bringing that to a screening of Last of the Mohichans? What is in that bag? Or is that a scarf wrapped around random possessions? Why is he bringing that to a screening of Last of the Mohichans?

What is in that bag? Or is that a scarf wrapped around random possessions? Why is he bringing that to a screening of Last of the Mohichans?

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What is in that bag? Or is that a scarf wrapped around random possessions? Why is he bringing that to a screening of Last of the Mohichans?

Photo: Ron Galella
Kinda wish those weren't hiking boots, but otherwise, this feels like a step up. Kinda wish those weren't hiking boots, but otherwise, this feels like a step up.

Kinda wish those weren't hiking boots, but otherwise, this feels like a step up.

Photo: Ron Galella
Aw, cheer up. Aw, cheer up.

Aw, cheer up.

Photo: Ron Galella
This outfit is presumably from Chicos, home of the flowy-cut linen outfit. (Hi again, construction boots.) This outfit is presumably from Chicos, home of the flowy-cut linen outfit. (Hi again, construction boots.)

This outfit is presumably from Chicos, home of the flowy-cut linen outfit. (Hi again, construction boots.)

Photo: Ron Galella
Speed! Speed!

Speed!

Photo: David Keeler
Oooh, oversized suits from the Chandler Bing collection. Oooh, oversized suits from the Chandler Bing collection.

Oooh, oversized suits from the Chandler Bing collection.

Photo: Ron Galella
He went through an earthtone-suit phase. It was the '90s. Lots of people did. He went through an earthtone-suit phase. It was the '90s. Lots of people did.

He went through an earthtone-suit phase. It was the '90s. Lots of people did.

Photo: Albert Ortega
Not to be a grumpy dad, but...take that schlubby hat off. Not to be a grumpy dad, but...take that schlubby hat off.

Not to be a grumpy dad, but...take that schlubby hat off.

Photo: Ron Galella
You don't see a lot of people wearing a suit jacket over a leather motorcycle jacket. You don't see a lot of people wearing a suit jacket over a leather motorcycle jacket.

You don't see a lot of people wearing a suit jacket over a leather motorcycle jacket.

Photo: Barry King
The guy cleans up well, though. (There's a lot going on with that shirt, Jimmy Fallon.) The guy cleans up well, though. (There's a lot going on with that shirt, Jimmy Fallon.)

The guy cleans up well, though. (There's a lot going on with that shirt, Jimmy Fallon.)

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Hello, we are perfect human specimens, and we look amazing in formalwear. Hello, we are perfect human specimens, and we look amazing in formalwear.

Hello, we are perfect human specimens, and we look amazing in formalwear.

Photo: Getty Images
What'd we say about cleaning up nice? See? What'd we say about cleaning up nice? See?

What'd we say about cleaning up nice? See?

Photo: Dan MacMedan
Props for adhering to the rule of not buttoning the bottom button. Props for adhering to the rule of not buttoning the bottom button.

Props for adhering to the rule of not buttoning the bottom button.

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Staff Photographer
It sort of looks like this a weird disembodied prop hand, but fear not. That's Reeves's arm. And tattoo. It sort of looks like this a weird disembodied prop hand, but fear not. That's Reeves's arm. And tattoo.

It sort of looks like this a weird disembodied prop hand, but fear not. That's Reeves's arm. And tattoo.

Photo: Vera Anderson
And now we return to the underwhelming footwear. Those are some scuffy boots, friend. And now we return to the underwhelming footwear. Those are some scuffy boots, friend.

And now we return to the underwhelming footwear. Those are some scuffy boots, friend.

Photo: Amanda Edwards/2003 Getty Images
Ugh, you're a mega attractive super rich movie star! Throw those shoes in the garbage, they are hideous. Ugh, you're a mega attractive super rich movie star! Throw those shoes in the garbage, they are hideous.

Ugh, you're a mega attractive super rich movie star! Throw those shoes in the garbage, they are hideous.

Photo: Tony Barson
Whereas this is pretty darn perfect. Whereas this is pretty darn perfect.

Whereas this is pretty darn perfect.

Photo: Carlos Alvarez/2005 Getty Images
A little on the shiny side, but what's life without whimsy. A little on the shiny side, but what's life without whimsy.

A little on the shiny side, but what's life without whimsy.

Photo: Tim Whitby
Speed reunion! God damn those two look cute together. Speed reunion! God damn those two look cute together.

Speed reunion! God damn those two look cute together.

Photo: Frazer Harrison/2006 Getty Images
These boots aren't bad per se, but they don't really go with the (terrific-looking) suit. These boots aren't bad per se, but they don't really go with the (terrific-looking) suit.

These boots aren't bad per se, but they don't really go with the (terrific-looking) suit.

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And they really don't go with this suit. And they really don't go with this suit.

And they really don't go with this suit.

Photo: Jason Merritt
Or this one. Or this one.

Or this one.

Photo: Junko Kimura/2006 Getty Images
It's easy: Formal outfit, formal shoes. It's easy: Formal outfit, formal shoes.

It's easy: Formal outfit, formal shoes.

Photo: Stephen Shugerman/2008 Getty Images
Keanu Reeves, president of the support group for dudes with patchy beards. Keanu Reeves, president of the support group for dudes with patchy beards.

Keanu Reeves, president of the support group for dudes with patchy beards.

Photo: Fotonoticias/2008 Fotonoticias
Pre-distressed jeans? Never again. Pre-distressed jeans? Never again.

Pre-distressed jeans? Never again.

Photo: Ray Tamarra/2008 Ray Tamarra
Great head of hair, well-tweezed eyebrows, but man. Patchy beard. Great head of hair, well-tweezed eyebrows, but man. Patchy beard.

Great head of hair, well-tweezed eyebrows, but man. Patchy beard.

Photo: BARBARA SAX/2009 AFP
Oooh, rock-star-y. Oooh, rock-star-y.

Oooh, rock-star-y.

Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/2009 Getty Images
Keanu Reeves has had a lot of different haircuts. This is among the best. Keanu Reeves has had a lot of different haircuts. This is among the best.

Keanu Reeves has had a lot of different haircuts. This is among the best.

Photo: Jason Merritt/2010 Getty Images
This is not the sad Keanu photo, but it is a sad Keanu photo. This is not the sad Keanu photo, but it is a sad Keanu photo.

This is not the sad Keanu photo, but it is a sad Keanu photo.

Photo: Frederick M. Brown/2010 Getty Images
Again with the dumb boots! Again with the dumb boots!

Again with the dumb boots!

Photo: George Pimentel/2010 George Pimentel
And some different clashing boots... And some different clashing boots...

And some different clashing boots...

Photo: Henry S. Dziekan III/2011 Henry S. Dziekan III
Again?! Again?!

Again?!

Photo: Sean Gallup/2012 Getty Images
Ah, sweet relief. Ah, sweet relief.

Ah, sweet relief.

Photo: Chris McGrath/2012 Getty Images
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